Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and Deputy Gov. Andy Manar plot their devious stratagems after Sen. Dick Durbin resigned
By John Kass | John Kass News
Illinois politics has a strange way of ruining your appetite, especially if you’re a taxpayer with an already sour stomach.
Even if you’re an Illinois resident living part time in Naples, Fla., Park City, UT., or Positano on the Amalfi Coast, and if you still have family in Illinois then no amount of Tums or Pepto Bismol will soothe your tummy.
Henry VIII King of England had a bulging appetite too, as does Illinois Gov. Fat Boi himself, J.B. Pritzker. They had full appetites. They ate everything.
Henry, the Tudor King got massively fat by stuffing himself with piles of roast meats of all kinds, savory pies chock-full of four and twenty blackbirds, larks and eels, and mounds of candied jellies.
But Henry at least tried to work off the stress. He played tennis and he jousted some and he kept finding new wives to kill.
What of the Gov. of Illinois, J.B. Pritzker, who wants to become president?
He’s much too fat to climb up on a horse. He eats so much and has gained so much weight so that he broke his own leg just by standing on it. True story.
But his magic talent is that he’s run Illinois—the worst governed state in American history—deeply into the ground.
And still he wants more. He’s a glutton, stuffing himself, seeking power and more power.
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